Where do you go?

When I am sitting on a couch, car seat, or any chair that has a cushion and/or fabric, sometimes I let one slip but I make sure to push it deep into the chair. It seems to not only muffle the sound but it also hides the stank. But I learned in high school about the conservation of mass. Basically, it says that mass is never lost. I wonder where these farts go. Maybe to another dimension? It would suck to live in that dimension.

Dog farts not bombs

If the military could bottle up dog farts to unleash on the enemy there would be no need for bullets or bombs. When a dog fart smell explodes in someone's face it would be so disorienting, the enemy would just drop to the ground and beg for mercy.