Monday, January 28, 2008

Well Above Average

According to webMD, the average person farts 6-20 times per day.  I am most definitely not average.  I'd say 100-200 times per day is more my speed.  Does anyone else out there fart this much?  Or am I a flatulent freak? 

I did find a gaseous Yelper with hilarious reviews based on how much gas the restaurant gives him:  http://soosoo.yelp.com

Similarly, I think I'll start cataloguing how different foods affect the tone, intensity, and depth of my many butt trumpetings.  Get psyched, world!  Good thing you can't smell me.

1 comment:

Fartlogger said...

Hey! I am in the midst of a statistical farting experience, so fell free to check it out at: http://fartchart.blogspot.com
Later!